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So as I sit here and watch the Grammy’s, I notice that Jay-Z just hates white people, but that’s besides the point… I quickly realize why I never watch the Grammy’s. To keep this post on the shorter side ill just list my top 5 reasons for disliking this award show.

Yeah Elton John and Lady GaGa together were pretty cool and Pink put on a sick performance, Beyonce blew goats, she was just terrible.

So without further ado my number 5 reason is the big acts never live up to the hype, not that I am any sort of a Beyonce fan but when you are Beyonce you gotta bring it!

Coming in at number 4 is that I have no idea who half these people are. Why do they have half ass celebs and other not so famous people at a music celebration.

Number 3 would be the fake ass thank you’s and speeches. How is it that god is responsible for everyone’s takin a shot in the throat for their big break!? I would like to thank god at this point for the creation of the band to drown people out so they shut up and get off the stage.

Number 2 is considering that this show is to celebrate the great musicians, songs and videos over the past year shouldn’t the performers actually be required to sing their damn songs. I mean we all know lip syncing has been going on for quite some time but when you are Jamie Fox and T-Pain is it really necessary to lip sync. It’s not like you are hanging from a ceiling by nothing but a sheet while dripping wet and spinning in circles, oh wait, that was Pink and she really sang the damn song and sounded great.

And finally my number 1 reason for usually never watching the Grammy’s and always hating most of it when I do is because of country music. Now maybe it is because I am an east coaster or maybe it is because I don’t hate myself and fuck my sister but country music sucks. Their lyrics are on a 4th graders creativity level and I can’t stand to listen to their hick voices. They have their own award show, the Country Music Awards, which no one watches anyway, but provides a place where all hicks can gather comfortably and watch without disrupting my Lady GaGa and Green Day.

So in conclusion I would like to first and foremost thank lord jesus, my god and savior, without you I don’t know where my blogging inspiration would come from and second my producer, my bathroom attendant, my sugar mama, my underpa .. (Cue in Orchestra) and all the rest of the blah blah blah..