Walkward

What is the deal with women!? Actually that would require more then a blog could handle and more then my mind could ponder.

Let me specify.

What is the deal with women and heels. I mean, yeah they “can” make your legs look good, they “can” make you appear taller, they “can” do a lot of so called “things” but one thing they can’t do is allow you to walk normally or quickly.

NYC is a fast paced place and you women slowing up everyone with your weird Ostrich like walk is killin us. You all know what I mean too. Ya lift your legs real high and seem to stumble and appear to be trying to walk real quick head forward ankles giving out. It is quite humorous but not enough to forego the fact that ya look ridiculous. I mean you can find a sexy pair of flats and walk like the rest of us normal society and actually arrive at places on time as well. You can’t even safely walk down stairs or over grates in the street for gods sake.

And how many times do you see drunken people in heels on the ground. I mean heels were bad enough on you sober, but now mix in some liquor and you become a retarded Ostrich usually ending up on the floor.

Do you really think men are noticing the boots or heels you wear when you go out or go to work, no! Short skirt or slutty dress maybe but footwear def not unless you got some old dirty jacked up shoes/feet, then we’ll probably notice.

Ok, ok before all you over-estrogened feminists out there get your panties in a bunch, maybe its for you and it makes you feel sexy or raises your self esteem in some way but is it worth the pain and humiliation. I mean, sure, I’m getting a good laugh out of it but your gender puts itself through so much unnecessary bs and for what!?

Think about that!

And I leave you with this for your viewing pleasure:

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