What Has Sports Done To Me!?
Sports has become such an integral part of my life and due to the strong love and passion I possess for my beloved teams, it has created such strong hatred for their opponents within me. But I have recently realized that hatred was just a seed. A seed for something much bigger and better and it has finally grown to a full blown hater. Thus began my epiphany of where my hatred was born. Fact being that the Mets, whom I bleed orange and blue for were done yet again after only one month of play… my football team, the Jets, in all honesty, are once again out of it before December and to make matters worse we have a coach who cries like he’s in a Lifetime movie and a Quarterback who apparently thinks he’s the President and needs people to write his thoughts for him. This team has become a joke much like society’s chance of avoiding my wrath of hatred and the 2009 Mets.
This hatred has become a daily, wait no.. hourly, occurrence. I owe so much to my love and hatred with sports. It stirs inside me and creates this great hatred of all things .. from Dolphins or Patriots to Braves, Yankees and Phillies to the nail clippers on public transportion and the annoying homeless people on the sidewalk to the smelly foreigners to the asians who wreak of garlic. I am now realizing that this hatred, which was planted in me as a young tot watching the Mets on channel 9 lose over and over, whether it be because we sucked or crack cocaine 
being more important then money or winning, is now taking over and spreading to other areas of my life much greater then expected and you know what .. I Love It.
Although being full of all this hatred is no easy task I feel I pull it off quite well, better then everyone else who attempts and fails. I have learned to control the hatred and use it for the destruction of others or the pleasure of some, the few who read this blog. When I hate on something I go all out. I leave no race unturned. I am not like the others because when I hate I hate for life. I hate all these fuckers that will hate on something one day and love it the next. Honestly you try to find someone that hates close to as much as I hate.. Come on try it bitches. But I must give all the credit to being a fan of such shitty teams and my hate stemming from this at an early age.
Fuck You Jimmy!
In actuality, I view my hate as an ability. I was considering requesting a role for myself on Heroes but I don’t think Sylar would be able to compete with me so I cancelled my interview. In all honesty we all know that what I possess is way above that of TV series.
The point of this all is after much contemplation and thought I realized I must thanks the Braves, Patriots, Phillies, Dolphins and Yankees 
because despite all their bullshit tactics, cheating, steroid abuse and scumbaginess, without them I would not be the hater I am today. I mean their fans are just too intellectual and stand up characters that how I could I not be forced give a big fuck you to them all. I mean hey, atleast the one thing you guys have going for ya is atleast your not Raiders fans. Noone can compete with them!
So a big F U to said teams and a warning to all those who cross me because once you go to the dark side there is no turning back. Who am I Favre!?!?
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