Fail Friday: Wedgies

So wedgies come in different shapes and sizes just like everything else in life.  I decided to break it down into 2 categories.  You have your hot lady wedgies and not so hot, more painful wedgies.

I will start off with the hot lady wedgies:

And now for some painful wedgies:

Cream of The Crop Top of The Top Ladies

Fave 5 Actresses

Mila Kunis

Scarlett Johansson

Jessica Biel

Eva Mendes

Olivia Munn

World Wide Webnesday Issue III

This World Wide Webnesday has a mixed bag.  Some serious stuff, mostly funny stuff and of course a video to keep those of little brain capacity entertained.

We start off with a Newsline Investigative Report on Bro Rape.  Please watch and don’t let this be you!

So who didn’t grow up watching Reading Rainbow on TV hosted by some Eddie Murphy look-a-like (and no I don’t say that because I am racist I said it simply because he is black).  I know I sure did just go there.  Well Funny or Die has a great series of Reading Rainbow Banned Book Reviews.  Gotta love the youth of today and the scary realization that they will one day be taking care of our country as well as our old decrepit asses. Clinking this link will bring you to Funny or Die’s site to watch the first in the series.

Next up we got this bad ass story of a 7 year old boy who saved his family from a bunch of goons trying to rob his house.  This little kid hid in the bathroom with his sister and called the cops.  It is an unreal story and the fact that a 7 year old was able to scare off some hoodrats is quite impressive.  Kudos to this kid because I know if that was me I a) would have shit my pants and fainted or b) ran out of that house quicker then O.J. running from a murder scene.  Too bad all he got was a lousy hat and shirt from the cops oh yeah and a living family but thats besides the point.

Now, here we have a story of a true hero and no I am not referring to Michael Jackson’s doctor Conrad Murray.  I am referring to a L.A. man who took action on one of my biggest pet peeves, talking during a movie and even worse on your cell phone.  Now it didn’t turn out to well for this guy as he was “cowardly” attacked and stabbed with a meat thermometer but nice attempt, way to speak up for all of us out there that don’t have the balls to do it ourselves, but choose to just bitch about it on social networking sites.  It just makes me wonder why these people happened to have a meat thermometer handy or if when they left they went in to the local bodega and the meat thermometer jumped out at them as their weapon of choice.  Who knows but nice try by the overdone turkey!

"Dude look at the point on that thing, that'll do"

With today being St. Patty’s Day how could I not show some love to the drunks, I mean the Irish to be politically correct.  Apparently due to inclement weather there is a shortage of Shamrocks in Ireland.  Now to me that’s shenanigans as we all know unless there is a shortage of beer then this holiday can not be affected.  So drink up my Irish buddies because today everyone’s a drunk, I mean Irish!!

Lastly, this week someone besides my girlfriend must have been reading my recent posts and all my hate (as well as Howard Sterns) towards Gabourey Sidibe because a weight loss company (according to TMZ.com) has come out and offered their support and concern towards the ever-growing one hit wonder.  Who knows if she’ll take them up on their offer but if she does McDonalds and Wendy’s are sure in trouble.  Good attempt by this company but in the end is there really much hope?

Cream of The Crop Top of The Top CD’s

Fave 5 CD’s

Wu-Tang Clan – Enter The Wu-Tang 36 Chambers

No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom

Big L - Lifestylez Ov Da Poor & Dangerous

The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready To Die

Mobb Deep - The Infamous

She’ll Be Coming Round The Corner

She’ll be coming round the corner, the MLB Season that is as well as the NCAA Tournament, the NFL Draft and the NBA Playoffs.  Hockey sucks and who watches soccer in the US.  Its a slow tough time for many sports fans these day in NYC and spring training doesn’t bring much excitement.  To me it is just a tease and I can not wait for real games to be played in only 20 more days!

To pass the time until America’s game returns I do try to stay abreast of news going around all over the sports world and there were some interesting tid bits this week.

First off we have the AP story that Rex Ryan had weight loss surgery on Saturday.  I’m glad he took this step because he is quite obese and in a job as stressful as his he needs to be as careful as possible. 

Apparently he is doing well, home and recovering after his lap-band procedure.  I wonder if this was a stipulation to get LaDanian Tomlinson here because according to Revis’ twitter he signed with the team today. ; “Good move by the organization. Were going be doin big things we the season come. I couldn’t be more excited about this.”  For more on this story you can check out the post at thejetsblog.com. Either way, get better soon Rex, the team needs ya.

Peace Out West Coast

The LT2 signing is now official says Yahoo Sports and he has agreed to a 2 year deal for a little over 5 mil.  I personally would have liked TJ back since he essentially got the same money from KC but apparently the Jets were given the chance to match the offer and refused so maybe they know something their fans do not.

Over to the NBA, apparently there was a rumor going around that Glen “Don’t Call Me Big Baby N E More” Davis intentionally hurt Shaq earlier in the season which he denies as expected.  By reading this article  on NBA.com he seems to be on Shaq’s jock more then ShamWow Guy on a hooker but you can read it and judge for yourself.

Shamwow!? More like BamPow

Lastly the NCAA tournament has arrived and it is officially March Madness.

For a printable copy of the bracket you can head over to cbssports.com

My early prediction for a Final Four is Kentucky Georgetown Syracuse Duke

NCAA March Madness Championship Key Dates:
Date Event
March 14: NCAA Selection Show™
March 16: Play-in game
March 18 & 19: First Round
March 20 & 21: Second Round
March 25 & 26: NCAA Sweet Sixteen™
March 27 & 28: Elite Eight®
April 3: Final Four®
April 5: National Championship