Superbowl Commercials

So this year’s Superbowl has come and gone. Congrats to the Saints, the city of New Orleans and Kim Kardashian’s big ‘ol booty!

For most of the country, the Superbowl is mainly watched for the 30 second commercials which are rudely interrupted by the game of football. Can you believe it costs almost $3 million for that thirty seconds!? INSANE!! But I have noticed as I get older the commercials get worse and worse as the price continues to soar. Another problem I have with these commercials is the concept that if I see a funny commercial I am going to get that product. I am a Bud Light fan and always have been and will be. Now if they did not waste all that money on what seemed like 10 commercials is that going to ruin my enjoyment of their product!? I really don’t get why Budweiser and Bud Light feel they have to exert all this time and money to make commercials for their fans. I doubt they will lose or gain many drinkers based on there 30 second clips. It just doesn’t make sense to me, I mean if this time and money were used to promote a new product to the masses then sure it would make sense, but honestly what a waste. I’m usually too drunk to remember half the commercials I see anyway, but I bet Bud Light would cost a lot less if the company didn’t waste all this dough on TV time for the Superbowl.

Insanity aside, sure tackling Betty White is humorous and who doesn’t love those sexy girls from godaddy.com, wait scratch that they removed all top heavy sexy women and replaced them with Danika Patrick, EPIC FAIL!

Really?!?!

You know it’s bad when I enjoy the e-trader babies more then an attempt at a sexy woman gone wrong, but I must give kudos to Doritos. Doritos has realized it is all about the common fan. The overweight, over opinionated guy sitting on his couch stuffing his face watching football. The geniuses over at Dorito’s  departmentrealized let’s let these chessefinger licking fatties do the hard work and we’ll great rich off it. AMAZING! Who can argue that they have not had the hottest commercials the last two years!?

So all this ranting brings me to… dant dana daaaaaaa…

My most liked and least liked commercial from this year’s big game.

Least Liked:
My least liked commercial this year was by far the Tim Tebow family commercial. There was a huge uproar over how Tim Tebow made a pro-life commercial tackling the unspeakable abortion topic yet when it airs early in the first quarter all you get is this dude tackling his matter just for her to bounce back up and talk about the importance of family.. FAIL!

Most Liked:
My favorite commercial this year hands down goes to Doritos and the clip of the woman introducing her son to her date. Words won’t even do it justice so just watch the clip below and enjoy.  Great job Doritos, keep up the good work!

Published in:  on February 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm Comments (3)
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The Grammy’s

So as I sit here and watch the Grammy’s, I notice that Jay-Z just hates white people, but that’s besides the point… I quickly realize why I never watch the Grammy’s. To keep this post on the shorter side ill just list my top 5 reasons for disliking this award show.

Yeah Elton John and Lady GaGa together were pretty cool and Pink put on a sick performance, Beyonce blew goats, she was just terrible.

So without further ado my number 5 reason is the big acts never live up to the hype, not that I am any sort of a Beyonce fan but when you are Beyonce you gotta bring it!

Coming in at number 4 is that I have no idea who half these people are. Why do they have half ass celebs and other not so famous people at a music celebration.

Number 3 would be the fake ass thank you’s and speeches. How is it that god is responsible for everyone’s takin a shot in the throat for their big break!? I would like to thank god at this point for the creation of the band to drown people out so they shut up and get off the stage.

Number 2 is considering that this show is to celebrate the great musicians, songs and videos over the past year shouldn’t the performers actually be required to sing their damn songs. I mean we all know lip syncing has been going on for quite some time but when you are Jamie Fox and T-Pain is it really necessary to lip sync. It’s not like you are hanging from a ceiling by nothing but a sheet while dripping wet and spinning in circles, oh wait, that was Pink and she really sang the damn song and sounded great.

And finally my number 1 reason for usually never watching the Grammy’s and always hating most of it when I do is because of country music. Now maybe it is because I am an east coaster or maybe it is because I don’t hate myself and fuck my sister but country music sucks. Their lyrics are on a 4th graders creativity level and I can’t stand to listen to their hick voices. They have their own award show, the Country Music Awards, which no one watches anyway, but provides a place where all hicks can gather comfortably and watch without disrupting my Lady GaGa and Green Day.

So in conclusion I would like to first and foremost thank lord jesus, my god and savior, without you I don’t know where my blogging inspiration would come from and second my producer, my bathroom attendant, my sugar mama, my underpa .. (Cue in Orchestra) and all the rest of the blah blah blah..

Published in:  on January 31, 2010 at 9:45 pm Leave a Comment
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Obsernoyances

Obsernoyances… So I figured for this post I would create a new word.  It is quite simple actually.  Observations + Annoyances = Obsernoyances

So this post will discuss of few of the observations I have made, some recent, some recurring, that really annoy me.  I guess this could also have been called 10 Things I Hate About You Pt II or Cont’d but I like Obsernoyances so I shall stick with it.

Where shall we begin, oh I know, let’s go with today.

1)So I was at the gym and just finished up my workout and went into the locker room to grab my stuff.  There are two Asian kids in their and they speak really ghetto, but the type of ghetto that is not natural, it was clearly forced.  I always turn and look when I hear or see things like this and just watch.  It’s like free public comedy.  If they don’t realize how ridiculous they look or sound it’s even better and why not get some free entertainment.  But this isn’t even the point.  So these Blasians, as they should now be refered to, leave and come back in two minutes later because one of them couldn’t find their cell phone and who does he blame right off the bat?? You got that right, the black kid who just walked out of the locker room.  So this made me think, what a fake ass hypocrite.  You can talk like you’re black, dress like you’re black but when you cross someone who is black you automatically assume they are a criminal.  Best part is I bet this kid is someone who won’t even make eye contact if he crossed a black person on the street.

Seriously!?!

2)The overuse of a phrase that an individual has deemed “theirs” and use it every single chance they get, so much so that other people say it for them because they know it is coming.  At this point does it even really have any steam left, yes I know it is yours and you love it but come up with something new already, no one’s on em more then yourself and if they are raw it’s because your on em constantly hahaha.  This one goes out to a certain someone who if they read this will get it and probably use “their” phrase as a comeback for being brought up in this post, and I will just shake my head in displeasure, laugh and go on with my day.

3)Big Man/Boss .. The use of Big Man or Boss probably occurs regularly and most people don’t even notice but this is something that really gets under my skin.  Why, when I go into a store or a restaurant, does it seem okay to greet a potential customer or patron as Big Man or Boss.  Now maybe I am bigger then some people who I encounter but this still makes little sense to me.  I highly doubt that I look like the Boss of at least 15 different establishments.  Should I respond by referring to him as little man or little boy or how about servant or employee?  What happened to such phrases as “excuse me sir, how may I assist you” or an even simpler “what’s up, do you need help”, but no, our society has fallen so far that politeness is replaced by idiocy and the use of “What Chu Need Big Man” or “What’s Good Boss” has taken over.  I think there are others out there who notice this but just haven’t put as much thought into it to realize this bothers them.  I say after reading this, next time you are out and someone refers to you as Big Man or Boss respond with Little Boy or Servant and see how they respond and maybe things will start to change.

Now obviously the use of Big Man would be appropriate in this scenario

I shall stop here for now but look for more obsernoyances in the not too distant future.

Published in:  on January 28, 2010 at 9:16 pm Leave a Comment
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